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At last - Vegemite / Marmite Cream Honey & Relishes |
We need Vegemite!
Tomatoes on toast just don't cut the mustard with out Vegemite or indeed Marmite.
Its been over 3 months now.
Gibraltar seemed the only option and surprise surprise!! its only 1 .5hrs drive away, so on our way we went.
The Poms with a quick eye for a good spot, if history records it correctly, were just sailing around filling in time after a failed campaign elsewhere, spotted the Rock under the rule of the Spanish (who had only recently wrested it back from the Moors) and said "We'll ave that" and "got it" they did, much to the annoyance of the Spanish to this day.
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The Rock of Gibraltar The Cloudmaker |
The weather was obviously a major selling point for the English as the Rock, sticking out in the middle of the sea, creates with the prevailing easterly wind a perfect cloud, producing its own gloomy weather shielding the town from the sun. "Home sweet home"
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Looking back into Spain from Gibraltar The runway dividing the two countries |
The Rock is certainly a place not to be missed with a population of 33000 a very compact mini England sporting many reminders of home, and an abundant supply of eager workers from across the border to do all the work, much to the Spanish Governments chagrin.The large service community crosses the frontier daily to service the five million annual tourist throng, getting special passes etc but it wasn't beyond the Spanish G to make this hard on their "own" causing return queues of up to 6 hours this last summer in a stated effort to reduce cigarette smuggling.
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Southern most tip looking at the Mosque A reminder of it's Islamic past. |
{According to figures from Spanish government officials, the amount of tobacco brought into Gibraltar has continued to rise in recent years, from 110m packs of cigarettes in 2012 to 117m packs in 2013. The figures, they argue, are excessive for the 30,000 or so inhabitants of Gibraltar. "Every resident of Gibraltar, including children who are nursing, would have to smoke nine packs of cigarettes each day," one government source said.} (Lifted that from a wiki report on the border hold ups)
It probably should be noted the Poms are selling the cheapest cigs in Europe here, cheaper than at home in Old Blighty, and would seem that much of it goes across the border with the daily commute of Spanish workers. Go figure!!!
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The cycleway each day to Gibraltar |
Any way its a very niggly relationship at the border with both sides having complained to the EU on many occasions. Thankfully the border was smooth while we were there with only a cursory nod from both sides as we crossed. On the 3 occasions, the British always looking at passports but the Spanish not the least bit interested!!.
The Hispanic residents of Gib.born there of Spanish parents who have been able to get residency, are well looked after by Her Majesties Government. With free schooling including Uni back in GB plus airfares, free health and a housing deal to good to be true. We were led to believe this is also a niggle for the Spanish Powers
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Barbary Apes -Mum & baby |
The Rock is full of siege and warfare stories, its one of those places packed solid with history but in truth not a lot of bricks and mortar dating back too far, the oldest bits (an old Moorish Castle) dating back to 711 but little else remaining of any real vintage.
But is has tunnels and caves ,always guaranteed to perk a males interest. The caves are......well caveish and St. Michael's Cave ......big.......well biggish. The tunnels have a combined length over 35 miles which is more than the Rocks roading network. These two things effectively turning the Rock into a giant lump of Swiss Cheese
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St Michael's Cave where concerts are held
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The island being so limited space wise, there are cars parked up every where. Some have been for a very long time, I'm guessing not easy to dispose of and am sure Spain not being overly cooperative in helping to dispose of the highly subsided cars being shipped in.!!!! Water has been a constant issue, alleviated by huge power hungry desalination plants, yes this outpost of Britain, cost the taxpayer dearly unless you are one of the lucky few who live there.
The airport is on the isthmus at the frontier and due to space the main road crosses the runway, but with only a few flights daily it is lived with albeit the manpower required to police this is huge. A quick count of 10 police at any one time patrolling there to close the road etc. this is right on the border so its all very serious stuff. Police, pistols, machine guns, fast cars and not many smiles:(
Over the frontier back into Spain, it is almost 3rd world poor. The Spanish have tried to cash in with the 5 million tourists visits a year as a huge lot do come over the border. With flying in and lots of cruise ships, they have put huge parking areas and big retail precincts but sadly tourists don't stop, the local retailers must tear their hair out, many kiosks and stores showing signs of never having been occupied.
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Our lovely anniversary lunch |
We spent 3 days nosing round The Rock. Filling in our first day with a relaxed amble through the High street sporting duty free shops for liquor cigs and electronics. To be honest we did not think any thing was cheap except the ciggys, so didn't do any thing for us, but a lovely lunch was found on the marina for our 31st Anniversary. Fairly quiet that end of town, well suited for us. We went on back to camp via the supermarket (an English franchise) and picked up some supplies that could be carried, again not overly economical.
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The newly developed Marina |
We were domiciled in a camp 20 mins bike ride from Gibraltar as the island is so tight there is no camp and indeed camper vans are not permitted. After day one we were thankful for this as the place is far busier than such a small area should be. The next day saw us back again and taking a 90min taxi tour of the major attractions. This is the most popular method of seeing the area. We saw the Monkeys, the caves and the tunnels plus spectacular views, which freaked S out a bit as the Rock at the top is a razorback and not suited to those of S's disposition. It was also neat to look over to North Africa where you can visit easily from Gib or Spain as there are two cities/ports occupied by Spain, for historical reasons, much to the Africans Chagrin, sound familiar????
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Not quite sure whats in here!! |
Our final day we skirted town proper and nosied round the water front, on our bikes to the southern most point or Europa Point again with views of Africa and bristling with WW2 gun emplacements and some pre WW1 cannon which was all to our liking. Again, steeped in history.
All in all a nice few days safely away from the sun but worth a visit and of course we got vegemite and marmite.
Roll on breakfast.
Life is good.